Sunday, October 12, 2014

Bad Mom Boob Moments

Flash for Food
MOM:
WILL FLASH FOR FOOD. WILL FLASH FOR FOOD. WILL FLASH FOR YOU TO EAT YOUR FOOD. YOU BETTER EAT YOUR FOOD. OMG I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR FOOD... 


Unacceptable Selfie
This selfie NEVER needed to happen. Nothing good came of this. Really, try to think of a reason why this selfie was worth taking AND!! AND! posting online.


Walmart Flash
People seem to love flashing in Walmart. Whatever gets you going?? 


Unintentional Photobomb
We're guessing that this photobomb was unintentional. But this just gives us more reason to never walk around the house topless. And you should also check the background before you post a selfie.

Actually, don't do that. Keep posting those crazy selfies.


Boobs: They're Not Toys
Young Boys: They Don't Need to be Playing with Toys Anyways
ugh.... 


Sunbathing
Mom didn't want tan lines. That's not incredibly odd is it? But who POSTED this photo? Ask yourself that! 


Let 'Em Loose
Shopping for toys requires utter breast comfort. No bras? More like no coverage. Good moms go completely bare at Walmart.



Photobomb Mom

Mom photobombed the hell out of you!! 

Selfie Bra

Moms don't need bras. They have their arms (and their son's shame) to cover up.

Mom Went Wild

Moms deserve to have fun too! We'd just prefer it if they didn't have any photographic evidence of that fun.

Jeezuz mom...omg...